Well slap my rear end and call me Charline, I has been like a year or more since i've updated this here blog. And let me just tell you, the doozies that are coming up in 'my so called life' which should be a screenplay btw, will floor you and of course make you laugh.
Its almost Christmas, so I can't promise i'll update before then, but maybe i will. WHO KNOWS.

love you internets,
gfunkalicious

Brutus, Begonias and 409

Its been a seriously long time since I’ve posted. But I have my reasons. Sorta.

Anyway, the day is still lilke this: wake up, coffee, shower, work, beer, sleep.

I can’t think of anything to write. Ah, ok here’s something, I’ve decided to put Brutus the brontosaurus sitting in my double begonia, for protection obviously.

My friend Em, she is now a proud parent of Lena, and I’m her godmamaaa! I love that kid so much, and I haven’t even hung out with her that much! It’s so weird to see a good friend go through pregnancy and delivery and raising a newborn, it’s absolutely insane to see. I’m really proud of her for every positive change she has actively made in her and her baby’s life. She’s doing a really good job, and if it were me in that position, I’m not sure I would have handled all of that/this so well.

Anyway, props to moms everywhere. I take mine for granted way too often. For instance, when I was sick earlier this year, and laid up in my bed, my mom came over and took care of me, dosed me up with meds and then – one of the best bonuses of my mom – she cleaned my apartment. All kids know that their moms clean better than they do. And damn she did a good job.

Little known fact: When a woman becomes a mother, her saliva is converted to 409 cleaning solution.

<3gg

Good Morning..

"You Are The Best Thing"
by
Ray LaMontagne

great song to wake up to..

Dear Seth Wescott

Torino '06, Snowboard Cross: GOLD

Vancouver '10 Snowboard Cross: GOLD

making more women drop trou every winter olympics.

Thanks Seth, and "HI!" from North Carolina,

luhv grace

on hookers/the workforce

“People are still so archaic. Who’s a hooker? Am I a hooker? Do I necessarily want to speak to my clients every day? No. Do I have to talk to them because they’re paying me money to give them good phone? Hell yeah.”


And that is why I love Kelly Cutrone. DUH.

On missing peeps from college..

I miss this kid:

The Dangerous Dan. Bass Master, Connoisseur of the scaley game.

BADON.

Accrocco is her name.

Meet EmilySchwimily. aka Bitch::

She's the gal on the left. The buxom brunette.

Yeah the picture is from 2008 b/c I haven't seen mah Bitch in about two years. It's effing tragic.

And I miss her....

<3her